Tuesday, December 19, 2006

75 days!!

I can't WAIT to go on my cruise. I'm imagining myself right now waking up from sleeping soundly...the gentle rocking of the boat is wonderful...and I think to myself, I'd like some coffee and some breakfast. It's so easy to just dial in for room service...

Room Service:"Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest:"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

Room Service:"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest:"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service:"Ow July den?"

Guest:"What??"

Room Service:"Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

Guest:"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service:"Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest:"Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:"Hokay. An San toes?"

Guest:"What???"

Room Service:"San toes. July San toes?"

Guest:"Uhh... I don't think so"

Room Service:"No? Judo one toes??"

Guest:"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service:"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

Guest:"Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine." Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service:"We bother?"

Guest:"No. Just put the bother on the side."

Room Service:"Wad?"

Guest:"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room Service:"Copy?"

Guest:"Sorry???"

Room Service:"Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest:"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service:"One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest:"Whatever you say."

Room Service:"Tendjewberrymud."

Guest:"You're welcome."

Ummm...on second thought, maybe I'll just wander down to the buffet.......

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